Dude, it was ALL I could think about this morning. Funny little Dr. Kirkpatrick. In a white coat. Cleaning my teeth. Mmmm. He'd be the kind of dentist who talks to you while he's got instruments all up in your mouth, and you try to respond, but all you can say is "Mppphhhghhhhf" and he's like "What?"

Heh. Maybe I should just write this.