Chris/???

[lincolnkw.livejournal.com]

I have a need to read something...crackficcy, I guess.

It all started with the Closer To Heaven cast album. There is a song on there called "It's Just My Little Tribute to Caligula, Darling!".

Then the image of Chris in a toga and wearing a laurel appeared in my mind, with him saying that line.

Do with it what you will.

the lyrics, if you're interested.

Do you like my new look?
It's very classical don't you think?
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, darling!
Haven't you seen the movie?
It's a masterpiece.
All that history of sex. I love it.
Caligula was a bastard like most important men.
And over the years I've known quite a few of them I wish I'd poisoned.
As my little tribute to Caligula, darling!

It's just my little tribute to Caligula, darling!
He was a roman emporer which makes him almost certanly bisexual,
If not actually gay.
But then so many men are that way inclined, don't you find?
I mean can you believe it, he's straight?
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, darling!

Murder and mayhem in the eternal city.
Poison and torture he knew no pity.
Pain is always best inflicted at home.
Down in your dungeon lie back and think of Rome.
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, darling!


Spoken words over a techno track. You know, JC should really do some work with the Pet Shop Boys.