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If you have seen Lance's skit on Jay Leno...

Please, I'd love a fic where Lance has to kidnap Justin. Thank you.

Edit: In case you didn't see the skit. Lance is being followed around by paparazzi and ducks into a drug store. The Paparazzi think he's going to give them the slip and sneak out the back of the store. Lance comes running out with a gun and a bag of money. He shoots at the store owner who basically yells that he's just been robbed by Lance Bass. The paparazzi ask him what he's doing, since he's rich. Lance says he loves the rush. He tries to take rob them of their cameras and eventually tries to car jack some guy, but ends up kidnapping him, because Lance doesn't know how to drive a stick shift... (That last part actually sounds funny, now that I type it.)

I had what was mostly a good day, until I tried to leave work. Then that one moment made the day feel bad, but it wasn't really. So I'm watching "The Reel Nsync" to make myself feel better.

I would like a fic where Justin has a bad day and wants to be babied, but Lance thinks he needs some tough love. Please. Thank you.

I'm in a bad mood (had a horrible last two days and today is just as bad). I need Justin at Lance's mercy... something funny or sexy. Lance trying to make himself feel better. Optional sex, bondage and/or S&M. Thank you.