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If you have seen Lance's skit on Jay Leno...

Please, I'd love a fic where Lance has to kidnap Justin. Thank you.

Edit: In case you didn't see the skit. Lance is being followed around by paparazzi and ducks into a drug store. The Paparazzi think he's going to give them the slip and sneak out the back of the store. Lance comes running out with a gun and a bag of money. He shoots at the store owner who basically yells that he's just been robbed by Lance Bass. The paparazzi ask him what he's doing, since he's rich. Lance says he loves the rush. He tries to take rob them of their cameras and eventually tries to car jack some guy, but ends up kidnapping him, because Lance doesn't know how to drive a stick shift... (That last part actually sounds funny, now that I type it.)

Ok, so I read on LJ about the time Nsync was asked who the biggest liar was among them and they said Lance...

Can someone please write a fic where Lance is a liar? Does Justin believe him? Does Justin like it? How did Justin find out?

Edit: Does Lance do it to get into Justin's pants? *wink*

Thank you.

I had what was mostly a good day, until I tried to leave work. Then that one moment made the day feel bad, but it wasn't really. So I'm watching "The Reel Nsync" to make myself feel better.

I would like a fic where Justin has a bad day and wants to be babied, but Lance thinks he needs some tough love. Please. Thank you.