*It's not exactly what you asked for, but it came to me in a moment of insanity*
JC walked into the living room of Justin’s house and stopped. The television was set on a news channel and Justin’s lips were moving, but nothing was coming out. Eyes settling on the television screen, JC smirked when he saw a computerized picture of the solar system.
“My Viagra Even Makes JC Soak Us Now.”
“Excuse me?” Justin looked up almost guiltily when he realized JC had heard him. “Your what makes me what again?”
“I’m trying to come up with a new sentence in case they decide to scratch Pluto off the planet list. That’s all I came up with so far.”
JC just shook his head. “You realize that the sentence doesn’t make much sense?”
“Sure it does,” Justin said flippantly. “In my mind, it does, anyway.”
Justin has always been a science geek at heart. It’s a trait that JC loves about him, has always found endearing because in a way, JC hates anything science-related.
He had tried to really like it, once upon a time, when Justin tried to explain it in terms of their relationship, but he lost it around the time Justin said “Having sex is like protons and electrons colliding because it’s this sweet strain towards each other,” because JC decided then and there that despite loving Justin, he still hated science.
JC can forgive Justin for his embracement of being a geek, usually, any time, but not when he’s on his knees, in the middle of giving Justin a blowjob in the middle of the kitchen. For once, JC really wishes that Justin could give a shit about the planets being misaligned or something, because this is supposed to be one of the hottest blowjobs ever and Justin can’t even focus on what’s in front of him – literally.
“So, Pluto’s not a planet anymore.” At the words, JC stops the bobbing of his head and leans back, an incredulous look on his face. The back of his hand wipes the corner of his mouth. “What? It’s not. They announced it today.”
“You realize that I’m trying to get you off, don’t you? That I’m on my knees on a floor that’s fucking freezing and all you can say is ‘Pluto’s not a planet anymore’? Are you serious?”
“Uh,” Justin starts.
JC raises an eyebrow at him, his hand still wrapped around the base of Justin’s cock, squeezing lightly in warning, “Well?”
“Uh... When you finish with me, there might be a whole new planet? You know, with the explosion that might cause this small piece of land that the house is on to spontaneously combust and hurl out into space?”
Barking out a laugh, JC shakes his head before wrapping his lips around Justin once more and makes it his mission to stop Justin from talking again.
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:21 am (UTC)JC walked into the living room of Justin’s house and stopped. The television was set on a news channel and Justin’s lips were moving, but nothing was coming out. Eyes settling on the television screen, JC smirked when he saw a computerized picture of the solar system.
“My Viagra Even Makes JC Soak Us Now.”
“Excuse me?” Justin looked up almost guiltily when he realized JC had heard him. “Your what makes me what again?”
“I’m trying to come up with a new sentence in case they decide to scratch Pluto off the planet list. That’s all I came up with so far.”
JC just shook his head. “You realize that the sentence doesn’t make much sense?”
“Sure it does,” Justin said flippantly. “In my mind, it does, anyway.”
Justin has always been a science geek at heart. It’s a trait that JC loves about him, has always found endearing because in a way, JC hates anything science-related.
He had tried to really like it, once upon a time, when Justin tried to explain it in terms of their relationship, but he lost it around the time Justin said “Having sex is like protons and electrons colliding because it’s this sweet strain towards each other,” because JC decided then and there that despite loving Justin, he still hated science.
JC can forgive Justin for his embracement of being a geek, usually, any time, but not when he’s on his knees, in the middle of giving Justin a blowjob in the middle of the kitchen. For once, JC really wishes that Justin could give a shit about the planets being misaligned or something, because this is supposed to be one of the hottest blowjobs ever and Justin can’t even focus on what’s in front of him – literally.
“So, Pluto’s not a planet anymore.” At the words, JC stops the bobbing of his head and leans back, an incredulous look on his face. The back of his hand wipes the corner of his mouth. “What? It’s not. They announced it today.”
“You realize that I’m trying to get you off, don’t you? That I’m on my knees on a floor that’s fucking freezing and all you can say is ‘Pluto’s not a planet anymore’? Are you serious?”
“Uh,” Justin starts.
JC raises an eyebrow at him, his hand still wrapped around the base of Justin’s cock, squeezing lightly in warning, “Well?”
“Uh... When you finish with me, there might be a whole new planet? You know, with the explosion that might cause this small piece of land that the house is on to spontaneously combust and hurl out into space?”
Barking out a laugh, JC shakes his head before wrapping his lips around Justin once more and makes it his mission to stop Justin from talking again.