In honor of all the Schizophrenic craziness of the past week...
JuC: Anything that stems from JC's impression of Leon Phelps, the ladies man (or Justin's impression of JC's impression of Leon Phelps, seeing as that would be just as funny). Humor is good. Smut is also good. Neither are required.
All I ask is that you have fun doing it, because that's all 'one night stand' is. Happy writing!