Joey / Lance

[dixie-chicken.livejournal.com]

From AIM last night after Dancing With The Stars:

raineesue: Apparently half the comm is trying to find Kelly in the crowd and see if she's pregnant yet. XD
dizmo: Awwwwwww.
raineesue: I mean...
raineesue: If I was married to him?
dizmo: Mmmmhm.
raineesue: I mean. Presuming that she is in fact in LA, which could easily be presumed since B was at the one rehearsal...
raineesue: He is getting SO, SO, SO VERY LAID tonight.
dizmo: *giggle*
raineesue: *eye clock* Possibly right now. And I am all in favor.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

... And we all know how easy I am for a Lance story. So, a bit of JoLa based on the above concept, if you please. Smut much appreciated but not required. (Cause seriously, would anyone with a pulse not do him after that paso?)

OK... I've just been blindsided

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

By an angry Joey ficlet. It made me quiver like Jello. So...

Give me ANGRY JOEY! I don't care in what context or what pairing if any. But GIMME. NOW. GIMME! LOTS!