"Chris." "Yeah?" "You just bit me." "Did not." "What? No Chris, you did. I can see the mark on my arm." "I think you're imagining things, Lance... You've been looking a little peaked, maybe you're overtired. That can lead to hallucinations." "And biting me can lead to serious reprecussions." "Are you saying you're poisonous? Or sick? Want me to call the doctor?" "No. I want you to explain why you bit me. You've never bitten me before. Ours is not a relationship that includes biting, or oral contact of any kind." *mumbled* "Maybe it should be." "What was that?" "Nothing." "Nothing, like the bite was nothing?" "Yeah." . Lance went back to his spreadsheet, and Chris back to his videogame. But Lance could not stop thinking about it. . "Chris?" "Yeah?" "You know how whenever you want a back rub, you always go up to Joey and start rubbing his shoulders?" "Yeah. Works every time." "And when you're thirsty, you bring Justin a water and wait for him to offer you a sip?" "Hey, I'm a nice guy." "And when you're cold, you make JC put on a sweater." "The man has no insulation at all, if I'm cold he has to be freezing." "I think I can see a pattern." "What do you mean?" . Lance showed him. Then he demonstrated it all again, more slowly this time, to make sure Chris got the point. . "Lance?" "Yeah?" "You bit me." "Mmmm hmmm." "More than once." "Mmmm hmmm." "Hard." "Mmmm hmmm." "Chris, if you don't shut up bask in the afterglow with me, I'll do it again." "Promise?"
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Date: 2004-03-10 10:25 am (UTC)"Yeah?"
"You just bit me."
"Did not."
"What? No Chris, you did. I can see the mark on my arm."
"I think you're imagining things, Lance... You've been looking a little peaked, maybe you're overtired. That can lead to hallucinations."
"And biting me can lead to serious reprecussions."
"Are you saying you're poisonous? Or sick? Want me to call the doctor?"
"No. I want you to explain why you bit me. You've never bitten me before. Ours is not a relationship that includes biting, or oral contact of any kind."
*mumbled* "Maybe it should be."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing, like the bite was nothing?"
"Yeah."
.
Lance went back to his spreadsheet, and Chris back to his videogame. But Lance could not stop thinking about it.
.
"Chris?"
"Yeah?"
"You know how whenever you want a back rub, you always go up to Joey and start rubbing his shoulders?"
"Yeah. Works every time."
"And when you're thirsty, you bring Justin a water and wait for him to offer you a sip?"
"Hey, I'm a nice guy."
"And when you're cold, you make JC put on a sweater."
"The man has no insulation at all, if I'm cold he has to be freezing."
"I think I can see a pattern."
"What do you mean?"
.
Lance showed him. Then he demonstrated it all again, more slowly this time, to make sure Chris got the point.
.
"Lance?"
"Yeah?"
"You bit me."
"Mmmm hmmm."
"More than once."
"Mmmm hmmm."
"Hard."
"Mmmm hmmm."
"Chris, if you don't shut up bask in the afterglow with me, I'll do it again."
"Promise?"