Chris/Nick

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

I'd love something amusing where Chris and Nick are caught in a "delicate" situation and humor/chaos results. I leave who catches them up to you, as long as them being caught doesn't cause them to break up or turn angsty.

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[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

It was Howie who stumbled upon Chris with his pants around his ankles and 'oh my god YES' clearly written across his features. His reaction, which in hindsight wasn't as well thought out as it should have been, was at the very least honest.

"EW! Nick!"

Nick nearly bit down and Chris nearly fainted at the thought and before Chris could reposition his pants so as not to offend and Nick could get off the floor so as to be more intimidating the cavalry had arrived.

To call Brian a cavalry was perhaps going too far, but since Howie alone was not going to be able to 'save' Nick, or Chris for that matter, Brian was indeed welcomed. His reaction, however, was not.

"Ew! Chris!"

Nick, now standing squarely in front of Chris, who was still struggling with his pants, and Chris, wishing desperately he'd stuck a chair under the door both stopped doing what it was they were doing and looked indignant. Together.

"What do you mean ,'EW! Nick'?" Chris screeched.

"What do you mean, 'Ew, Chris?" Nick bellowed, not to be outdone, even by the man he'd moments before been on his knees for.

Brian and Howie stood and stared. Then they exchanged looks. When that got them nowhere they backed out and closed the door behind them.

Chris looked at Nick, puzzled. "I think we've both just been insulted."

Nick agreed. "And me by my own brotha'"

Chris cuffed him. "Enough. Timberlake isn't black and neither are you. I say we go inquisition them."

Nick again agreed. They opened the door and went in search of Nick's bandmates. They found them in the quiet room being anything but quiet. Howie and Brian didn't even notice Chris and Nick enter they were so wrapped up in ...

Well, actually, Nick and Chris weren't sure what it was they were doing. It involved a lot of sputtering and talking over each other. Howie's version was 60% spanish and Brian's included a lot of gesturing and talking at the ceiling. Even Kevin seemed to have gotten in on the game, poking first one then the other and getting directly in their faces before hollering "WHAT!?" at the top of his lungs.

Chris turned to Nick and said, "There's a lesson to be learned here, I think."

"Yeah," Nick answered. "What's that? Boybands make you crazy?"

"No, though that does have merit. I was thinking more along the lines of 'never visit your boyfriend on tour as a surprise'."

Which stopped everybody cold.

"BOYFRIEND!?" yelled Howie. And Brian. And Kevin.

And Nick.

"Boyfriend?" Nick asked. This was certainly news to him. Bed partner, sure. Sex buddy, yeah. But boyfriend?

"Well, yes, Carter. Boyfriend. I mean. It's not as though I was anywhere near... Howie D help me out here, where are we?"

"Camden, New Jersey."

"Thanks. Camden, New Jersey. Why else do you think I would show up?"

Nick shrugged hoping it would convery his feeling of cluelessness and not leave him looking like an utter fool.

"That is cool with you, isn't it?" Chris had his hands on his hips and his head cocked to the side. In the background 3 Backstreet Boys were wearing identical expressions.

"Yes, it's ok with me. I just. Didn't know. I'd have given you a more proper welcome if I had."

"Oh really? What is a 'proper boyfriend' welcome, Mr, Carter?"

Nick smiled and raised an eyebrow before saying, "Well, first off it involves a bed." Nick started to lead Chris out, past a startled AJ, insults for the time forgotten.

"Where is Nick going with Kirkpatrick and why is he holding his hand?" AJ looked between his stunned bandmates and the hall with it's retreating figures.

Keving moaned, "He's gone to the dark side." Brian and Howie shook their heads sadly.

AJ smiled. "Does this mean I can finally date Bass?" he asked them.

"EW! AJ!""

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

KC! I love you! *smooch*

This story was just what I wanted and needed. You rock!

I just love the ending too. AJ wanting to know if he can date Lance. LOL! Too cute.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it. I just stuck Nick and Chris in the closet the rest kinda' snowballed from there. lol.

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

I adore this ficlet. I just re-read it and it totally made me laugh out loud and cheered me up.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry you're down, but glad this helped!

[turlough]

Cute and funny and AJ's last line made me laugh out loud :-)

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

lol. I completely forgot about the poor man until he kinda' showed up at the end there. Thanks for reading!

[pensnest]

That... is *wonderful*. Such fun. Absolutely.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

:big grin:

Thanks!

[bellamyrose.livejournal.com]

This was wonderful. The 'EW' reactions, and Howie's speaking 60% in spanish, Brian talking to the ceiling, Kevin wanting to know what they were going on about, and AJ's line was priceless. :D

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it! Thanks so much for the comment.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Chris/Nick *goes to happy place*

This was great and so funny to read.

Thank you for sharing :)

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you liked it! [and sorry I didn't responde, I never got a notice! bad, LJ!]

Happy smiling Nick! whee!