baby got back!

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

I had this image of AJ and JC discussing the various merits of their fellow bandmembers' butts in my head. It doesn't need to be outright Letterboys, but I'd like to see what comes of a conversation where they compare, say, the Bass Ass and the Carter Ghetto Booty. Feel free to have someone eavesdrop on them and be horrified/amused, or join the conversation. *g*

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I hope this works for you. *worries*

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

Bounce and Balance

“No. No. No. You gotta be blind, Cat. There’s totally more bounce to the Bass Ass. When he walks, it just moves.” JC said, moving his hands in the air to mimic the movement he was talking about.

AJ tilted his head to look at JC over the top of his sunglasses, “I think you need to get your eyes checked. Bounce or not, the Carter Ghetto Booty is superior. You can balance a beer bottle on the crest of the Ghetto Booty, can you do that on the Bass Ass? I think not.”

JC raised his one eyebrow as he looked AJ up and down. “A beer bottle?”

AJ waved one of his hands around in the air. “Oh chill out. I didn’t say I’d done it recently. Quit giving me that look. I haven’t done it in ages, because, hello, clean and sober over here. Besides, you’re trying to change the subject instead of admitting that Nick’s ass is superior to Lance’s.”

“I am not!” JC protested. “And Nick’s ass isn’t better.” JC stopped himself before he stuck his tongue out at AJ like a four-year-old.

“I know one thing for sure,” Kevin said as he sat down between JC and AJ, startling them. “While you two have been sitting here and staring, the asses in question have gotten a sunburn.”

AJ and JC looked over to where Nick and Lance lay by the side of the pool, asleep. Kevin was right. Their skin looked rather pink. After a few moments of contemplation AJ began to chuckle. “I guess we should have woken them up instead of sitting down to admire the view.”


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Re: I hope this works for you. *worries*

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is perfect!

Mmmmm. Ass.

Re: I hope this works for you. *worries*

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

*bounce*

I'm glad that you like it. :)

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[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Nicely done!

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[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :)