The weren't drunk. Sure, they'd had a few drinks, but notghin alcoholic so, not drunk. Neither one of them had been yearning for the other for extended periods of time either. After a swift check out the window it was confirmed it was not even a full moon.
Well, sh*t. They were full out of excuses. The silence between them stretched and stretched. JC looked everywhere but at Lance, who was making an in depth study of his shoes. Somebody was going to have to say something, do something eventually. They would get recognized, sooner or later. JC's luggage would be the lone black bag that circled aimlessly in baggage claim. The one that people wondered about and stared at when new flights arrived and passengers spilled into the baggage claim area. Lance's car would be towed.
They both spoke at once. Then again as they each insisted the other go first.
Once again, silence reigned. Then the reasoning began. Since they still weren't speaking it was all done in their own heads, movie style.
Maybe he wants me. But why now? He can't want me, this is JC we're talking about. He's beautiful. Not that I'm a slouch, because I'm not. Hey, he'd be crazy not to want me. I'm hot.
Crap. Was he trying to make that a real kiss? It was just supposed to be a kiss on the cheek. Normal 'been sperated for more than a weekend *Nsync greeting kiss on the cheek! Maybe my aim is off. Maybe he turned his face. His lips are nice and soft though, I need to ask him what lipstuff he uses.
So he wants me. That's great, but kissing me? On the mouth? AT THE AIRPORT? Is he out of his mind? I need to say something to him, he can't just go around kissing me in public like that! He didn't even ask me if I wanted him to kiss me!
If he's into me he needs to know he can't just be kissiing me randomly at airports like that. He knows, ,probably better than anybody, what people think. I need to talk to him about that.
"Lance?"
"JC?"
They'd spoken at the same time again. Lance rolled his eyes and leaned over to put his hand over JC's mouth.
"JC, I know you want me, but you can't just go kissing me on the mouth in public like that. You shouldn't even go around randomly kissing me! What if I don't want to ne kissed by you, did you ever think of that?"
JC quirked his eyebrows and at Lance's short nod, peeled his hand away.
"What do you mean you might not want me to kiss you? You'd be lucky to get kissed by me! I am a good , no great kisser. I have exemplary technique. I've been told so!" JC crossed his arms over his chest and looked offended. Then a light dawned in his eyes. "I want you!? Where did you get a crazy idea like that?"
"Hey! I'm hot. Lots of people want me. You're not so special you wouldn't be effected by my charms, so yes, you want me." It was Lance's turn to look offended.
"You want me." JC said.
Lance merely cocked an eyebrow.
"Let me guess, you were just turning the other cheek?"
Lance nodded. "And your aim is off?"
JC nodded.
"Let us never speak of this again."
JC readily agreed and stuck his hand out to shake. Lance shook it in a completely manly heterosexual fashion and then pounded JC on the back in a man-hug.
"Let's go get your bag, so we can get back to my place. I've got everything all set for our manicures and facials."
"Awesome!"
JC slung a very masuline arm around Lance's shoulders. "I like the lavender man, it works on you. I still think you should try pink though. With your colouring it'd be dreamy."
"You don't think it'd be too much?"
"No way man, you could totally carry it off. Hey, have you seen that new hair stuff? Supposed to give you shine and hold?"
JC and Lance became a pink and lavender blob that walked to get JC's bag. JC's arm jangled as he gestured wildly as he talked about all the chopping he'd done and they compared recent purchases.
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Date: 2005-09-01 09:59 am (UTC)The weren't drunk. Sure, they'd had a few drinks, but notghin alcoholic so, not drunk. Neither one of them had been yearning for the other for extended periods of time either. After a swift check out the window it was confirmed it was not even a full moon.
Well, sh*t. They were full out of excuses. The silence between them stretched and stretched. JC looked everywhere but at Lance, who was making an in depth study of his shoes. Somebody was going to have to say something, do something eventually. They would get recognized, sooner or later. JC's luggage would be the lone black bag that circled aimlessly in baggage claim. The one that people wondered about and stared at when new flights arrived and passengers spilled into the baggage claim area. Lance's car would be towed.
They both spoke at once. Then again as they each insisted the other go first.
Once again, silence reigned. Then the reasoning began. Since they still weren't speaking it was all done in their own heads, movie style.
Maybe he wants me. But why now? He can't want me, this is JC we're talking about. He's beautiful. Not that I'm a slouch, because I'm not. Hey, he'd be crazy not to want me. I'm hot.
Crap. Was he trying to make that a real kiss? It was just supposed to be a kiss on the cheek. Normal 'been sperated for more than a weekend *Nsync greeting kiss on the cheek! Maybe my aim is off. Maybe he turned his face. His lips are nice and soft though, I need to ask him what lipstuff he uses.
So he wants me. That's great, but kissing me? On the mouth? AT THE AIRPORT? Is he out of his mind? I need to say something to him, he can't just go around kissing me in public like that! He didn't even ask me if I wanted him to kiss me!
If he's into me he needs to know he can't just be kissiing me randomly at airports like that. He knows, ,probably better than anybody, what people think. I need to talk to him about that.
"Lance?"
"JC?"
They'd spoken at the same time again. Lance rolled his eyes and leaned over to put his hand over JC's mouth.
"JC, I know you want me, but you can't just go kissing me on the mouth in public like that. You shouldn't even go around randomly kissing me! What if I don't want to ne kissed by you, did you ever think of that?"
JC quirked his eyebrows and at Lance's short nod, peeled his hand away.
"What do you mean you might not want me to kiss you? You'd be lucky to get kissed by me! I am a good , no great kisser. I have exemplary technique. I've been told so!" JC crossed his arms over his chest and looked offended. Then a light dawned in his eyes. "I want you!? Where did you get a crazy idea like that?"
"Hey! I'm hot. Lots of people want me. You're not so special you wouldn't be effected by my charms, so yes, you want me." It was Lance's turn to look offended.
"You want me." JC said.
Lance merely cocked an eyebrow.
"Let me guess, you were just turning the other cheek?"
Lance nodded. "And your aim is off?"
JC nodded.
"Let us never speak of this again."
JC readily agreed and stuck his hand out to shake. Lance shook it in a completely manly heterosexual fashion and then pounded JC on the back in a man-hug.
"Let's go get your bag, so we can get back to my place. I've got everything all set for our manicures and facials."
"Awesome!"
JC slung a very masuline arm around Lance's shoulders. "I like the lavender man, it works on you. I still think you should try pink though. With your colouring it'd be dreamy."
"You don't think it'd be too much?"
"No way man, you could totally carry it off. Hey, have you seen that new hair stuff? Supposed to give you shine and hold?"
JC and Lance became a pink and lavender blob that walked to get JC's bag. JC's arm jangled as he gestured wildly as he talked about all the chopping he'd done and they compared recent purchases.
Definitely nothing gay happening here.
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Date: 2005-09-01 10:06 am (UTC)Don't be mad though. It just came to me while I was writing and well....
OK, fine. I was hoping you'd be the one to write it. I'm devious.
But that was AWESOME!
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Date: 2005-09-01 10:13 am (UTC)ok, back to poor Aaron.
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Date: 2005-09-01 03:06 pm (UTC)That was so cute!
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Date: 2005-09-06 08:23 am (UTC)This is beyond amusing! I'm so glad you write Bassez for those of us in need of a fix :)
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Date: 2005-09-10 04:39 pm (UTC)