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Date: 2004-02-18 04:35 pm (UTC)Unforgettable
Date: 2004-02-18 06:37 pm (UTC)"At least you were actually mentioned. Where the fuck am I?" Chris leaned in and propped his chin on Lance's office chair, sticking out his lower lip and reading over Lance's shoulder.
"This Bill Picture asshole is obviously some bitter old queen---"
Chris cut in, "who wishes he could blow someone half as hot as you are." He reached down to massage Lance's shoulders. "And really, who reads the gossip column of the San Francisco Examiner, anyway?"
"We do," Lance grumbled.
"Yeah, of course," Chris paused. "But besides us."
"The scores of management and family members who've woken me up all morning to ask me if I'd seen it."
"Um, besides them?" Chris offered, shrugging and letting slip a sympathetic grin.
Lance just scowled. "I can't tell which is more offensive, the least cute comment or the fact that he thinks I'm forgettable." Chris leaned around the chair to run his tongue up Lance's neck and underneath his earlobe. "I don't find you the least bit forgettable," he whispered in Lance's ear with a giggle.
"You don't count, Chris. We're fucking, remember?"
Chris ignored him and instead began to sing, "Unforgettable..." He spun Lance around, cocked his head to the left, and affected his best imitation of Nat King Cole. "In e-veryyyyyy waaaaayyyyyy..."
Lance tried not to smile, but when the corners of his mouth began to curl, he blurted out, "Chris, would you quit it?!?"
"What? I've got to have something to do with my mouth." Chris smirked and leaned in, hovering over Lance with a cocky grin spread across his face.
"Like blowing someone half as hot as me?" Lance raised an eyebrow, willing to play the game.
"Or like blowing someone as hot as you. Like... uh... you." Chris looked around and scratched his beard. "That was not nearly as witty a retort as I'd hoped it would be."
"Shut up and kiss me, would you?"
"Yes sir!" Chris saluted and slid his lips, hot and slick, over Lance's.
"Mmmmm...." Chris made a contented sound, half hum and half moan, before standing upright, "Wait--- what was your name again? You're just so forgettable that..."
"Asshole," Lance chimed in, grabbing at Chris' shirt and pulling him down for another kiss.
Re: Unforgettable
Date: 2004-02-19 09:22 am (UTC)Re: Unforgettable
Date: 2004-02-19 01:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-18 08:19 pm (UTC)*chuckle-sputter-giggle*
Heee!
I luv Chris.
He's such a snarky asshole, I have no choice but to love him.
Thanks for this, the amusement was appreciated.
(and WHAT =CRACK= was the author of that article on, anyway?!?!)
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Date: 2004-02-20 06:15 am (UTC)