Chris/Lance or Lance/JC

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

Were-bunny! Quit blinking, it does say were-bunny. I want a ficlet where Lance turns into a were-bunny, granted in animal form, that's going to be a huge bunny rabbit, but still.. were-bunny!Lance.

Yes, humor will probably fit this request best.

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I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[ephemera-pop.livejournal.com]

Except on the odd occasion they turned up on the menu in some fancy-ass restaurant Chris didn't really give a lot of thought to rabbits. Playboy bunnies, yes, actual rabbits, not so much. Easter Bunny equals candy equals good was about the sum total of it. If pressed he might have been able to come up with a couple of rabbit celebrities – Buggs, Jessica, um, Peter? Word association along the lines of 'small' 'fluffy' 'sex obsessed'. He'd really never given it much thought.

He could categorically state he'd never even once thought about just how big a rabbit's teeth were, or known that they could kick like a mule equipped with specialist disembowelling gear.

Of course he knew that *now*. He couldn't breath properly, and his shirt was torn, and he might have cracked a couple of ribs, but he damn well knew that rabbits could be painful.

Then again, this rabbit was the sort of five foot monster rabbit that you'd normally find decimating down-town Tokyo or something.

He was going to start screaming appropriately just as soon as the dark dots stopped floating about in front of his eyes and he could spare the oxygen. He still wasn't completely sure this wasn't some kind of psychotic break, but screaming seemed like the thing to do either way.

The oversized nose was moving and twitching, and Chris was quite sure he could read murderous intent in those wide-set liquid eyes. The rabbit lolloped a lazy hop closer. Chris squeaked and scrambled for the back of the couch, dislodging an avalanche of cushions. The mutant bunny froze, flattening itself against the floor. Chris kept climbing, and then from his newfound vantage point of safety, stopped to look.

Five foot bunny. In their hotel suite. Big brown bunny. Giant. Hotel suite. Vegas. Vegas and Lance and alcohol and the good drugs, and he was turning his suite upside down hallucinating, wasn't he? Chris felt very clear and lucid as he forced himself to breathe slow and deep. He was *not* going to end up in the papers for hallucinating rabbits. Lance would never let him live it down.

The rabbit's nose was moving, and eventually it crept one viciously-clawed paw forward. Chris hurled a throw cushion, and it scuttled backwards, freezing again with it's big furry butt pressed up against the bathroom door. It's sides were moving in fast, shallow breaths. If it wasn't a giant imaginary rabbit which had just broken his ribs Chris might have been inclined to think it looked scared.

As it was, Chris decided to seize the moment and to run, hollering, for the connecting door through to the bedroom, which he slammed behind him.

A brief stock check confirmed that his key card, wallet, and cell were all in the rabbit infested room, but Chris was ok with that, he was. He had a mini bar, and queen sized water bed, and sooner or later Lance would wander back and tell him whatever it was he'd been going to tell him.

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You must... seriously MUST write more of this. I'm sitting here chuckling and my mother thinks I'm a loon, but I don't care. It's wonderful.

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[ephemera-pop.livejournal.com]

hee - I'm glad you like - it really was just the most perfect request ;)

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

OH Awesome! I was not going to write this because I have the other were stuff in my head and this was going to mess the ideas up. LOL. It's awesome though.

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

isn't it great. Werebunny!

you have other were stuff in your head? Cool! I can't wait to see it.

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

yeah I do... but me and the person who will post the fic list later are trying to clean up the list a little.

there are 31 stories on that list! 31!
minus about 6 now I think.

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

I hope to dig into the list once I filled the fic that I have already promised to do first. *sigh* Getting sick really set me back. I still have to finish two things for sparklydark's anni. *sigh*

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[turlough]

Oh dear!! A terrible were-bunny, run for your life!! Or throw cushions at it, it seems to scare it :-) Wonderfully insane!

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[ephemera-pop.livejournal.com]

thank you!

Re: I do hope I'm not the only person to try their hand at this one - genius request!

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh man, is thre any more of this? XD;; Because I am giggling like a nutcase. Poor Lance, poor Chris.