popslash_lollipops | Lance/Justin, BadAss!Lance

If you have seen Lance's skit on Jay Leno...

Please, I'd love a fic where Lance has to kidnap Justin. Thank you.

Edit: In case you didn't see the skit. Lance is being followed around by paparazzi and ducks into a drug store. The Paparazzi think he's going to give them the slip and sneak out the back of the store. Lance comes running out with a gun and a bag of money. He shoots at the store owner who basically yells that he's just been robbed by Lance Bass. The paparazzi ask him what he's doing, since he's rich. Lance says he loves the rush. He tries to take rob them of their cameras and eventually tries to car jack some guy, but ends up kidnapping him, because Lance doesn't know how to drive a stick shift... (That last part actually sounds funny, now that I type it.)