I tried my best and I hope you like it, not beta'd.
"What?"
Lance stared at JC and Justin in front of him. It just wasn't possible that he had heard what he heard, because the idea alone was just so unbelievable stupid and yes, pretty hilarious, too. JC and Justin didn't even have the decency to look guilty, especially Justin had this smug look on his face.
The day had started so promising with a long shower, brunch with Jessie, and a lazy day in the garden with his laptop and playing the Sims. He loved the Sims. It was a cool game and he could play it for hours and not get tired of it. Still, he didn't like to admit how much he loved the game.
So, he had played the game and everything was nice and fun with the sun shining and Jessie swimming in the pool when his wonderful and lazy day all of a sudden turned into... this. Whatever this was, because he refused to believe the reason why JC and Justin had stormed into his garden, had taken his laptop, and then had dragged him out of his own house to JC's car.
He was too stunned to do anything than scream obscenities at his friends, but they didn't even blink. Justin just shoved him in the backseat of the car and sat next to him while JC jumped into the front seat. Seconds later they were on the road and another 15 minutes later they arrived at Justin's house. And now Lance stood in the middle of Justin's living room, staring at JC and Justin.
"We had to steal you from Jessie." Justin repeated, grinning.
"What? Why?"
"Because he doesn't deserve you." JC said and Justin nodded.
Lance blinked and then blinked some more. "So, let me get this straight, you two kidnapped me from my own home, because Jessie doesn't deserve me?"
Justin high fived JC. "Exactly."
"You're fucking idiots. Stupid morons!"
"Hey, that's not a reason to be rude." JC pouted. "We saved you!"
Lance sighed. "I didn't need saving."
"But Jessie..."
"Yeah, I know 'Jessie doesn't deserve me.'" Lance made quotation marks in the air. "But the point is, he never even had me."
JC glanced at Justin and then looked back at him. "No?"
"No."
"But I thought you two were an item." Justin frowned.
"No."
"Oh."
Lance looked from one to the other. "Can I go now?" He really just wanted to go home, back to his lazy day, maybe play a few more hours with his Sims.
Justin was the first to recover from his shock. "If you're not with Jessie I can do this." He grabbed Lance and pressed their lips together.
"Um..." Lance said, but it was the last thing he said for quite a while, because all of a sudden JC was there, too. Both of them kissing him and each other and despite how all of it started this was even weirder. But it was a good weird.
Lance kissed back. He wasn't sure if it was JC or Justin he was kissing, but it didn't matter. It was nice and a perfect way to end his lazy day.
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Date: 2004-03-14 02:30 pm (UTC)"What?"
Lance stared at JC and Justin in front of him. It just wasn't possible that he had heard what he heard, because the idea alone was just so unbelievable stupid and yes, pretty hilarious, too. JC and Justin didn't even have the decency to look guilty, especially Justin had this smug look on his face.
The day had started so promising with a long shower, brunch with Jessie, and a lazy day in the garden with his laptop and playing the Sims. He loved the Sims. It was a cool game and he could play it for hours and not get tired of it. Still, he didn't like to admit how much he loved the game.
So, he had played the game and everything was nice and fun with the sun shining and Jessie swimming in the pool when his wonderful and lazy day all of a sudden turned into... this. Whatever this was, because he refused to believe the reason why JC and Justin had stormed into his garden, had taken his laptop, and then had dragged him out of his own house to JC's car.
He was too stunned to do anything than scream obscenities at his friends, but they didn't even blink. Justin just shoved him in the backseat of the car and sat next to him while JC jumped into the front seat. Seconds later they were on the road and another 15 minutes later they arrived at Justin's house. And now Lance stood in the middle of Justin's living room, staring at JC and Justin.
"We had to steal you from Jessie." Justin repeated, grinning.
"What? Why?"
"Because he doesn't deserve you." JC said and Justin nodded.
Lance blinked and then blinked some more. "So, let me get this straight, you two kidnapped me from my own home, because Jessie doesn't deserve me?"
Justin high fived JC. "Exactly."
"You're fucking idiots. Stupid morons!"
"Hey, that's not a reason to be rude." JC pouted. "We saved you!"
Lance sighed. "I didn't need saving."
"But Jessie..."
"Yeah, I know 'Jessie doesn't deserve me.'" Lance made quotation marks in the air. "But the point is, he never even had me."
JC glanced at Justin and then looked back at him. "No?"
"No."
"But I thought you two were an item." Justin frowned.
"No."
"Oh."
Lance looked from one to the other. "Can I go now?" He really just wanted to go home, back to his lazy day, maybe play a few more hours with his Sims.
Justin was the first to recover from his shock. "If you're not with Jessie I can do this." He grabbed Lance and pressed their lips together.
"Um..." Lance said, but it was the last thing he said for quite a while, because all of a sudden JC was there, too. Both of them kissing him and each other and despite how all of it started this was even weirder. But it was a good weird.
Lance kissed back. He wasn't sure if it was JC or Justin he was kissing, but it didn't matter. It was nice and a perfect way to end his lazy day.
It definitely was the good kind of weird.
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Date: 2004-03-14 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-15 10:53 am (UTC)