Yeah, I skipped over saturday, so what?

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

I know you guys are gonna look at me funny for this one, but can I get some crossdressing, narcisistic Chazoom? Please? Smut appreciated but not required?

Thanks in advance.

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[coffeewordangel.livejournal.com]

I have no idea if this is what you had in mind but um, here. *shoves fic at you and retreats rapidly*

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“If only everyone knew.”

JC’s smile is just this side of nasty and his eyes are dark and turbulent.

Orlando ignores him in favor of studying himself from another angle. The lace panties ride low on his hips and he can catch glimpses of tan skin through the dainty holes. It’s hot. He’d fuck himself if he could.

“Wouldn’t matter if they did,” Orlando murmurs. “I look hot.”

JC sneers. “You’re such a freak.”

Orlando hums, unconcerned. “You’re the one with the lavender pants on.”

JC pads across the room to stand directly behind the other man. He’s close enough that Orlando can feel the heat from his skin, but they’re not touching. Not yet. And with the mood JC’s in maybe not at all.

“What would your girlfriend say?” JC whispers silkily, tracing a finger down Orlando’s bicep.

He’s not looking for an answer. So Orlando keeps quiet and eyes the outline of his cock in the mirror. The contrast of delicate lace stretched over sleek masculinity makes his skin tingle.

He licks his lips.

They’re full, pouty and pink. His long curls frame sharp cheekbones and hooded eyes. He, Orlando Bloom, is sex walking. He’s a being of beauty and pleasure and it’s a shame that he hasn’t shared himself entirely with the world.

If only there were two of him...

But he catches sight of JC standing behind him and his thread of thought unravels like a cheap turkish rug. JC's eyes are narrowed and feral and a thrill of anticipation races up Orlando’s spine.

JC shoves him ungently against the mirror and pulls at the underwear.

“These are fucking coming off,” he growls.

[ephemera-pop.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. I can't answer for the original requestor, but damn that was *good*. Thank you!