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Nothing really special, just an MPreg, cuz I can't find any.

"Always Use Protection!"

Date: 2005-05-24 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueboxers.livejournal.com
How about this? Too short? Funny?

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"Always Use Protection!"
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"I'm going to kill you!" Justin said storming into their bedroom, in just a towel and dripping wet.

"Who? Me or Kevin?" The blond bass singer asked, as if this happened all the time. He was rubbing his eyes as he sat up in bed. The black silk sheets slid down his naked body to his waist.

"What do you mean, 'Me or Kevin?' You obviously means you, Lance." The tall, dark and handsome man joked, rolling over to lean on his elbow to take in the view of Justin's wet body.

"You'll both find out when the paternity test comes back." The shaved headed singer throw out, interrupting the happy bass singers as he stalked back into the bathroom to vomit.

"What?!?!" The two bass singers shouted in stereo.

"That's right bozos, I'm pregnant and it's one of you." Justin replied while bending over the toilet and watching last night's dinner flush.

"Wait! We always use condoms." The blond bass singer protested from the bathroom door, in Kevin's discarded black boxers.

"No, we normally use condoms. At your birthday party we all got drunk and forgot." The youngest stated in-between rising and spitting into the sink.

"Shit." came reply from the bedroom, as Kevin fell out of bed totally nude.

"Nicely put, Kev. Not only didn't we both us condoms, but we both fucked him." Lance shot as he banged his head against the doorframe.

"Wait! Didn't Kevin fuck you too?" The youngest pointed out, finding amusement in possibly not being alone in the pregnancy boat.

"No," Lance simply stated as Kevin stated, "Yes."

"What?" Lance's green eyes bulged.

"I looked at the tape... yes, Lance you were so drunk you let me tape it!" Justin jumped with excitement as he pushed past Lance and into the bedroom.

Winding the tape back.

"Oh no!" Lance paled even more as he sat on their bed watching himself fucking Justin while getting fucked by Kevin on their big screen tv.

"You did throw up this last night..." Kevin laughed, falling back on the bed face first.

The End.

Re: "Always Use Protection!"

Date: 2005-05-26 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueboxers.livejournal.com
lol. I'm glad you liked it. Of course I didn't have time to get anyone to beta it for me. :( The one person that might would take about a month to get around to it.

Re: "Always Use Protection!"

Date: 2005-09-03 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tomishaye.livejournal.com
That was so hilarious, I mean Justin looked like he was getting really to kill somebody, lol.

Re: "Always Use Protection!"

Date: 2005-09-03 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueboxers.livejournal.com
lol. Yes, Justin was having a mood swing.

Date: 2005-05-25 11:25 am (UTC)

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