Importing the gems from the fic_requests LJ community

In Elizabethan times, it was a sign of affection to bite someone's ear. I'm on a long shot here, but... Romeo/Mercutio? Using that fact?

And if no one knows Romeo and Juliet well enough, I'll take some Chris/Nick with ear-biting and hyperactivity.

Damn I feel guilty for requesting when I never fulfil anyone's requests. *bows and scrapes* Busy beyond belief. I will try to do better.