the Outlaws!

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nsyncscribe coined the pairing name "The Outlaws" for the Lance/Jessie pairing. You know - Jesse/James. Heh.

It made me want actual Outlaws. The two as some form of outlaw, not picky as to what kind just outlaws. No death!!

purty please??
*bambi eyes*

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Just Like Jesse James (part one)

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Jessie looked doubtful. He put up with a lot, being in a relationship with Lance, but most of it was avoiding the paparazzi to make Lance’s managers happy. He sighed as he pulled on the cowboy outfit and only smiled when he allowed his mind to picture Lance dressed as an Indian and wrestling him to the ground, pretending to scalp him. Maybe this wasn’t all that bad after all.

Hearing a knock at the door, he turned. Much to his surprise, Lance was also dressed like a cowboy. After making a couple minor adjustments, Lance stepped back to admire Jessie. “Beautiful, in every way.”

Jessie smiled as Lance stepped close and settled his hands at Jessie’s waist. They each stared into the other’s eyes for a moment before their lips met. Jessie felt Lance’s tongue slip into his mouth and Lance’s hands sink below the waistband of his pants. “You’re so amazing,” he whispered, “but if you don’t start shaving that scruff, the tabloids are going to start making an issue of me always having beard burns.”

Lance grinned and tightened his arms around Jessie’s waist again, before releasing him. “Come on. I’ve got something fun planned for the day.”

“I’m guessing it’s not skydiving again. Or are you planning to do it cowboy style?”

Lance paused for a moment, thinking about that. “No, the hat would never stay on,” he mused.

Jessie followed as Lance tugged on his hand, leading them out to a car. At the end of the car ride, Jessie looked doubtful. They were at the edge of a pasture. There were no people or buildings in sight, but seven horses eyed the car as they grazed.

“What are we doing here?” Jessie asked.

Lance held a single finger to his lips, then went to the back of the car. Jessie got out and watched as Lance pulled out a pair of wire cutters and began snipping at the barbed wire fence.

“What the fuck are you doing?”

“Shush, I’m going to fix it!”

Once Lance was through, he managed to catch two of the horses and lead them back. Jessie cautiously eyed the pair of saddles and bridles in the trunk. “You brought me out here to steal horses?”

Lance ran his hand across Jessie’s ribs. “Baby, you know I want to experience everything at least once. This is just one more thing. It’ll be a blast.”

Just Like Jesse James (part two)

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Jessie sighed, but went along with it, even when Lance handed him a gun belt and a red bandana. Lance used spare wire he had brought to patch the fence, then they rode off, side by side.

“We going to ride off into the sunset or what?” Jessie asked.

Lance nodded at the bandana Jessie had shoved into his pocket. “Tie that across you face, like a bandit. It’ll keep the dust off you.”

Jessie did as he was asked and followed Lance to a small picnic area at the side of the two-lane highway. Lance scouted the area, then tied the horses to a tree and pulled Jessie into the bushes, out of sight. Once there, they settled into each other’s arms and kissed again.

“Damn Lance, your heart is racing. Excited much?”

“With you, baby? Always. You should feel how hard I am.”

“Are you offering or demanding?”

Before Lance replied, he placed a hand over Jessie’s mouth as a car pulled up. They watched as the family set up their picnic. Eventually, the two girls wandered over to pet the horses. Lance pushed his bandana back onto his face, as well as Jessie’s, then pulled Jessie out of the bushes. Jessie’s eyes widened as he watched Lance grab one of the little girls, tossing her into Jessie’s arms. Lance drew his gun and headed over to the parents.

Jessie listened as Lance attempted to raise the pitch of his voice. “We ain’t gonna hurt ya’ll. All I want is your money. Don’t need your whole wallet, just take out your money and hand it over, then we’ll leave.”

Jessie stood frozen, his hands on the girl’s shoulders as they watched her father sweat nervously, pulling out his cash. Lance nodded to the woman and told her to get her purse, but not to try anything funny. As soon as Lance had the cash, he shoved it into his pockets and ran back to Jessie. Before he let the little girl go, Lance raised his gun and shot the rear tire of the family’s car. A moment later, they were back on the horses, galloping away. Minutes later, they had placed the horses back into their pasture, closed the patch on the fence and hauled their butts out of there.

“Why did you do that?” Jessie asked as they headed back to their hotel.

“Baby, I told you, I want to try everything at least once. Has it escaped you that together we’re like Jesse James? You know, the outlaw? And damn Jessie, sex with a wanted man sounds pretty damn hot.”

“Is that the next thing on your list of things to do?”

“Oh yes!” Lance replied as he pushed the accelerator a little harder, his hand finding its way to Jessie’s leg.

~~~ END ~~~

Re: Just Like Jesse James (part two)

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oh malord!

Ha!!

Too funny. Poor trusting Jessie, he's now an accomplice in a crime. But what really got me was the pause of Lance's after the skydiving comment.

I guffawed. No, really. Loudly too.

And beardburns!

And now that I think about it, Lance is really disturbing in this. In a quiet way. To blithely put a little girl at risk, not to mention Jessie.

Hmmm, scary psychotic Lance. Could be interesting. I've really been reading too many books on serial killers and sp[ree murders. The section is right outside our breakroom dorr, it's too convenient.

Back to the subject...thank you!! thankyouthankyouthankyou!

Re: Just Like Jesse James (part two)

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You're very welcome!

I love writing sneaky, devious Lance or Lance plotting things, although I must confess I know nothing about Jessie, other than he apparently now accompanies Lance almost everywhere (then tries to duck out of camera range) *grin*.

Outlaw Lance did try to be as safe as possible. Of course he gave Jessie an unloaded gun and he didn't let the little girl go until after he made his shot, so she wouldn't get in his line of fire. Of course he still needs his adrenaline rush. I'm sure I heard that *real* Lance describes himself as an adrenaline junkie.

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)